Friends are for life, but better at Christmas

May i introduce you to my lovely group of friends?

We are a group of people who met through school, university, siblings, partners, work and hobbies.

We make each other laugh, we enjoy each others company, we enjoy a tipple, we randomly break into rounds of applause, we have punning competitions and we enjoy a high five. Even though distance and commitments could tear us apart as we grow older, one thing has united us for the past decade....... Friends Christmas.

Imagine that famous Wham video, Last Christmas, and you're halfway there. We get together from Friday until Monday, usually the middle weekend in December, we swap gifts, eat a dinner with all the trimmings, play party games, have naps, watch Christmas films, take a walk, catch up on the year gone by, build a snowman and laugh.....alot.

A tradition so great i wasn't even there for the first one, it proceeds me. If my calculations are correct the first Friends Christmas, or the REAL birth of Friends Christmas, came in 2001 which means we are approaching our 10 year anniversary.

So i have created a little timeline to show the major landmarks of a decade of indulgence and pure pleasure.

2001

In Germany - three boys sat longingly round a bratwurst.
In UK - a gaggle of ladies enjoyed a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings

2002

Currently a mystery though people did meet and it was good.

2003

So now we start to get serious. Three days, one epic dinner, secret santa and 20 people in one living room.

As two friends were also neighbors, this Christmas consisted of cramming into a flat and running to and from next door with roast potatoes and turkey making use of two kitchens. This was my first year, and one i look upon with great fondness.

Also an important year as it was the birthplace of our Christmas song. We decided - as a group that loves Christmas - to write a Christmas number one. Surely that was easy to achieve given the bile that gets released every year?

We named ourselves the Electric Blunketts - don't ask me why. (though i know i contributed the Electric part as I demanded the band be called Electric Sheep after the book 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep' which the film Blade Runner was based on. Yes I know I'm a geek)

With the help of the Ward brothers on lyrics and Martin Willers on guitar, the most awful, yet catchy Christmas song was created. One that has been a theme tune to every Friends Christmas since.

Highlights for me: singing, singing, singing, seeing two comedy greats - Steve and Marv together for the first time, meeting many of the people I was to share the coming Christmas's with

2004

Rhys managed to persuade his parents to 'lend' us their four bedroomed detached farmhouse in Retford for a full three days. If memory serves we had 24 people tip up.

The weekend set the standard for years to come, a beautiful setting and a place big enough to fit the growing hordes.

This weekend will go down in history for the Ward/Olive/Roper quiz which was an epic (insert over exaggerated number here) hours.

Highlights for me: Sausage roll dance, 'well' puns, wine sloshing, Marv granitegate

2005

Chris McGinty took the reigns and he raised the bar. Undertaking all organising, shopping and cooking himself, Chris booked a Vivat Trust property called Stonegarthside Hall. We were used to kipping on the floor and sitting on camping chairs but now we had a manor house! Complete with a REAL fire, a pool table and a kitchen that could fit food for 14 hungry people.

Chris dutifully hosted the weekend, even coming up with a spectacular game of Deal or No Deal, complete with Noel impression (I was a student at the time and therefore found it hilarious).

From that weekend, we could never go back. The Friends Christmas tradition was set in stone.

Highlights for me: Seeing the house for the first time, sickbag, ketchupgate, knickergate

2006

Beth & Nick took a chance this year by booking a property that wasn't quite finished. A gamble that certainly paid off. Wynnstay Hall is an amazing place, grand piano, grand fireplace and a secret cinema screen that appeared from behind the library bookcase.

It was also the location for the filming of our music video, Isn't Christmas Great? (rhetorical)

Bringing in the role of tasks, Beth & Nick cleverly distributed a challenge to each attendee from cooking breakfast to creating entertainment, which ensured the chores were shared equally. This may seem like 'organised fun' but the tasks were a great way to make sure the weight of the weekend was not put on a few peoples shoulders.

Highlights for me: Yoko Ono - who's he?, Ed Olive, improv Blind Date, Chris and his JD, creamed corn

2007

With a corporate theme, Marv brought in rules to Christmas 2007 to frimly bring us all in line. SFC was born at Sallat Brow nr Sallat Hall in Kendal.

With a Welcome presentation (still talked about today), the Triangle of Success and a bridge building team building exercise Marv certainly put his own personality into the weekend.

.....which also saw the invention of Assball. A game Shack will certainly win at every time.

The rules of Assball are: When throwing a ball around a group, if you are the last person to hit it, you lose a body part, eventually you will be left with only your face or your ass to hit the ball. Genius

Highlights for me: Pizza competition, Ant and Dec, Name the Dr, A Wolive video

2008

Future husband and wife team Mike and Bek took on this epic task in the same year they got married. They will do anything to be centre of attention.

We stayed in a bunk barn near Kilsney which had a real character. After a year of weddings, hen and stag do's - it was the year of the credit crunch but our budget provided more than apt surroundings for us.

By this point we were pretty well versed in the Friends Christmas tradition so i look upon 2008 as a classic, textbook year. Although some new elements were introduced, such as the REAL santa coming to visit and the first annual awards ceremony highlighting highs and lows of the year.

Highlights for me: Scotty's first keg, 3am dancing, transformers quiz, Saturday hangover

2009

Our first White Christmas!

The snow provided a perfect setting for building snowmen, boys vs girls snowball fights and having a play in a tree house and playground. (I told you it was like a Wham video).

Complete with karoke and a 90's disco, I remember 2009 as a retro year, i think we all recaputured a bit of our youth, especially with the opportunity to meet the real santa and his angry elf.

The weekend finished with a lovely walk to the local pub, a perfect round off to the weekend

Highlights for me: Getting there early to decorate, karaoke, "we left the toaster on", Mike cake face

2010

Well here we are, the last entry.

A sterling effort from Rhyshack brought us to the Peak District holiday barn accommodating up to 24 people.

Co-organiser and teacher Shack introduced the weekend with a quick science lesson and assembly setting the standard for a night of games including 'who is on your face' and 'line up assturds'.

For the second year running Claire took to the kitchen like a swan in water, well a swan who caught her foot in a beer ring, Claire had a netball injury but cooked despite the hobble.

Complete with snow, it was another picturesque weekend where none of us wanted to leave, and due to the snow some of us couldn't!

Highlights for me: Dog pub, kitchen dancing, guess who, ghost castle, epic trivial pursuits, Marv drunk

2011

So what is to come for 2011, our 10th anniversary? I have nominated myself and my unknowing sister Jade to take care of the organisation.

We are looking for a property to suit at least 18 people which would be the location for Christmas enjoyment, if you are aware of any such place, please leave a comment here. We're looking for recommendations. I would love for our location for 2011 to find us through the power of like minded people reading this blog.

So you know what we are looking for, please get in touch to help us make Friends Christmas 2011 the best yet.